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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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