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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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