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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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