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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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