Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.