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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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