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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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