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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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