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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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