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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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