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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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