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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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