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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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