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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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