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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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