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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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