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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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