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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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