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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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