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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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