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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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