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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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