Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.