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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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