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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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