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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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