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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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