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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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