Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.