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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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