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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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