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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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