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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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