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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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