Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.