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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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