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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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