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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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