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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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