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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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