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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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