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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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