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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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