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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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