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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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