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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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