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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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