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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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