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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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