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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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